the smart-grrl's guide to reading suck

featuring:

• "imagine our surprise!" (5)
• "gaping" (4)
• "more than eye candy" (1)
• "aghast" (2)
• "it had to happen" (2)
• "we were not bought out by hotwired" (0)

• "hotwired sucks"
• "wired sucks"

• postmodern nihilism in the age of technology
• a poststructuralist examination of "rosencranz and guildenstern are dead"
• the art of denial

• the long and windy road: a metamorphosis from first person single to first person plural
• you too can be a cyberstar: how learning to write will get you laid
• a complete collection of sucksters by-lines in wired magazine

• being there: right place, right time.
• carl's tale: a day in the life of a digerati

• "Amorphous globules of locution resound with trendy flashes of obfuscated clarity. Ambiguity renders inanity unintelligible. An argument grandiloquently articulated is but faintly refutable. Amorphous globules of locution resound with trendy flashes of obfuscated clarity. End clarity now!" ( www.howtired.com)

• the web is important
• the web should have intelligent content
• alliteration works
• it is acceptable to use the plural to represent a single actor

• what it is like to work at 510 bryant street

it is always easier to criticize than it is to create.